Well… The story goes, that there are three brothers: Brutus, Cassius, and Decius. Brutus and Cassius are gay, and they are madly in love. Decius hates it, so he tries to find them a wife. Then, Decius finds a female horse and asks Brutus if he will like a horsey for a wife. Brutus says no, not unless its a male horse. After that, Decius finds a girl thats holding some stuff (aka Sarah). Decius asks Brutus if he likes her, which he does. They fall in love, and they kiss. Brutus hops in the Sarah’s mouth, thus mutilating it. Decius is successful in his marriage! He is a wedding planna! THE END!

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