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This sketch is from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 63 “Chelsea Morning” performed August 1, 2010 at iO West Theater in Hollywood ****************** Watch the whole episode on the show’s playlist ****************** Running Order: 1. REGIS AND KELLY by Michael Hughes Regis (Phillip), Kelly (Kim), Barack (Matt H.), Gelman (Christopher) 2. WIKILEAKS LUNCHEON by Andrew Payne Sharon (Shannon), Julian (Brian), Brent (Brent), Blake (Matt M.), Kathy (Melissa), Arthur (Tommy), Joe (Christopher) 3. INCEPTION by Erich Eilenberger Alex (Christopher), Sydney (Melissa), Terry (Kim), Petey (Tommy), Co-Worker (Shannon), Mr. Jones (Matt H.) 4. CEO APPRENTICE by Libby Thomas and Dave Ciaccio Donald (Phillip), Daniel (Matt M.), Jed (Brian), JR (Brent), Robert (Tommy), Ivanka (Shannon) 5. BASEBALL FOR SCHMUCKS by Brent Pope and Erich Eilenberger Tom (Tommy), Jimmy (Brent), Hannah (Melissa), Larry (Matt H.), Sherman (Brian), Tony (Phillip) 6. MARC MEZVINSKY’S BACHELOR PARTY by Andrew Payne Paul (Matt H.), Marc (Matt M.), Gene (Christopher), Bill (Phillip), Natasha (Kim), Waiter (Brent) 7. GO-D–N S—S by Dave Ciaccio Lloyd (Brian), Christopher (Christopher), Shannon (Shannon) Employee #1 (Melissa), Employee #2 (Brent), Employee #3 (Tommy) 8. CHELSEA GETTING MARRIED by Erich Eilenberger and Michael Hughes Barack (Matt H.), Bill (Phillip), Kara (Kim), Ellen (Christopher), Sarah (Melissa), Bristol (Shannon), Pauly (Brian), Situation (Matt M.), Kim (Brent), Mon (Tommy) 9. SPECIAL GUEST: Jay Starr Intro …

The circus came to town and locals laughed, and made jokes. One correction, Jim’s hamburger was paid for.

This sketch from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 31: “Escalades, Tigers and Wives! Oh My” performed Dec. 6, 2009 at iOWest Theater in Hollywood, CA ************************** Watch this entire episode using the show’s Playlist ************************** RUNNING ORDER 1. OBAMA ADDRESSES THE TROOPS by Anthony Soike Barack (Matt H.), Soldier 1 (Erich), Soldier 2 (Brian), Soldier 3 (Michael), Soldier 4 (Tommy) 2. MEET THE CLINTONS by Andrew Payne Bill (Phillip), Hillary (Melissa), Chelsea (Shannon), Marc (Matt M.) 3. ON THE BACK NINE by Dave Ciaccio Bob (Michael), Dick (Matt M.), Tiger (Matt H.), Caddy (Tommy), Stacy (Melissa), Elin (Shannon), Spectators (Erich, Brian) 4. WHO WANTS TO BE A HIP SURGERY PATIENT? by Andy Harris Doctor (Brian), Nurse (Melissa), Regis (Phillip) 5. THE ONE WHERE RACHEL CAUSES THE MARKET TO MOVE by Jason McClain Ben (Michael), Jennifer (Shannon), Taylor (Matt M.), Guards (Matt H., Erich) 6. LA-LA-LA-LESBIAN by Michael Hughes Alex (Phillip), Mallory (Melissa), Jennifer (Tommy), Nick (Brian), Skippy (Erich), Steven (Matt M.), Elyse (Shannon) 7. BUICK/CADILLAC by Erich Eilenberger Tiger (Matt H.) 8. NEW YOOORK by Dan Reber Mitch (Michael), Bob (Phillip), Tom (Brian), Lance (Matt M.) 9. GOOD GRIEF by Erich Eilenberger Charlie (Tommy), Linus (Erich), Lucy (Melissa), Patty (Shannon), Snoopy (Brian), Adult (Matt H.), Announcer (Michael) 10. ABOVE THE LAWMAN by Brent Pope and Derek Reid Steven (Phillip), Rookie (Matt H.), Suspect (Tommy), PA (Matt M.), Old Lady …