A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken
back because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me? To which she replies, ‘I
think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and he says, ‘My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m
your son’s teacher.’
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say’s hello.
He’s rather taken a back, because he can’t place where he knows her from, so he says “do you know me?” to which she replies “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that i screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?”
She said “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and says hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you Know me?”
To which she replies, “I think your the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor Party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my ass ???
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
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in breaking dawn, bella asks jasper
“What do vampires do for bachelor parties?”
but we never find out what they actually do ?
does anybody know what vampires do ?
