Image taken on 2008-11-08 21:23:22 by stephenyeargin.

A funny conversation you can listen in to on Ilium.

A guy is at the supermarket when a beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.

He’s taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from, and he really should remember someone so beautiful. So he asks her, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my balls with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my @ss?”

“No,” she says. “I’m your son’s math teacher.”

Martin friends get together for Martin Bachelor party. Cole is gonna bring the female strippers. Gina has her bachelorette party with her friends and they were expecting a male stripper to come by.

okay my boyfriend sent me a horny text in the morning before going to his stag party (bachelor party) normally he doesn’t send this sort of a text is that normal was he thinking of me in a nice loving way or was it that he had a stag party so he was thinking about the women there strippers and that that he might see :/ what do you guys think a couple of times he sent me a text like this before stag and that??