Homegrown Haley
As an Indian-American, she often found herself without a definite identity within a racially-charged milieu. One of the stories she has recounted is that being entered by her parents in a beauty pageant when she was five. Anirudh Bhattacharyya writes.
Lisa Hanslip, The Wedding Planner, is interviewed for Global TV in Calgary for a two day piece covering destination weddings. Lots of good advice and information for people thinking about celebrating their wedding at a specific destination away from home. The newscaster commentary comes from Lisa’s interview with the host. You can find them online at www.askaweddingplanner.com
Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world’s your urinal.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress £2000, wedding Tux £50.People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.Phone conversations are over in 30secs flat.A 5day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.Your underwear is £5.50 for a 3pack.You only have to shave your face & neck.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.You can do your nails with a pocket knife.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.Your belly usually hides your big hips.New shoes don’t cut,blister or mangle your feet.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.You can do Xmas shopping for 25relatives on 24th Dec in 25mins WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A MAN??
NOTE TO wupout28m……I’m a woman not a man
For one of their shows if the three top gear presenters became wedding car (what cars?) chauffeurs for the day/week etc. i think it could be hilarious. can you imagine being driven to your wedding by Clarkson or Hammond or May?
i’d do it i think it would be great!!
AWOL i live it!! and your wedding sounds a bit like mine they would be very very entertaining guests wouldnt they!!